What would you do if you went fishing in your canoe,?

and sat in it quietly with a rod, when suddenly a huge, 40 inches long carp jumped into the canoe, snatched a paddle and started rowing; you turned around, and saw a huge, 80 inches pike swimming after it; and on you went, the carp rowing frantically, putting his head under water from time to time to catch a breath, and the pike clicking its teeth at you savagely and scowling, in hot pursuit?