Why Do Gay Guys Have Lisps?

Some do. God knows why. Gay lispers don't know why. The best "reason" that can be given is that they just can't help themselves, like most people with lisps. You can tell them and show them that they're putting their tongues too far forward, and touching their upper front teeth with the tip of their tongue, instead of touching the upper side teeth with the sides of the tongue--until you're blue in the face. They'll thank you, and agree with you, and say, "Oh that's how you do it!" And go on pronouncing esses as etheth. It's noticeable too that the gay lisp has some hard-wired connection with effeminacy--and why this should be is, again, one of God's mysteries. Straight men with lisps (poor devils) are NOT effeminate, and they suffer great humiliation from being thought "gay." In any case, gay men with lisps usually exhibit a whole range of markedly effeminate attributes, including the raised pitch of their voices and hurried, slurred speech with an odd pattern of emphasis, as well as typical "limp-wristed" gestures, and histrionic poses. All this by way of marking themselves as "gay and effeminate." What's really strange about it is that most gay men--more even than most straight men--are repelled by gay effeminacy, socially and ually, and hapless, overtly effeminate gay men are condemning themselves to a loveless, shunned existence. The question is indeed �why?