What would happen if you tripped over....?

what would happen if you tripped over a sack of flour, onto a bed of nails, but you did not get hurt. Once you got up of the nails, you were ambushed by a rabid gorillas, in the middle of the Nile River. You then watch as beastly crocodiles rip the gorillas into shreds. Then you hop onto the crocodiles back, and you go to the Egyptian pyramids where you witness the aliens helping build the great skink. What would you do?